TieMeUp Christmas Contest Rules:


1. Pretend you're in Walmart with your daisy duke shorts and a tube top on pushing a shopping cart.
2. Your goal is to totally freak out the cashier.
3. You can put three (and ONLY three) quazi-related items into your shopping cart.


Example 1.

a. A Happy 50th Birthday to my Dear Wife card.
b. A Duncan Heinz Devils Food Cake Mix.
c. A box of Rat Poison

Example 2.

a. 200 Marbles
b. Duct tape
c. KY jelly

Example 3.

a. Ski Mask
b. Glass Cutter
c. Box of Trojans

You get the idea! Here are the Rules:

1. Enter as often as you like. 2. The more politically incorrect you are.. the better your chances.
3. I can be bought with Chocolate.
4. All the entries will be posted here, you can get to it off the CONTEST link on the www.cuffme.com home page.
5. Winner will be picked by a panel of judges (Harriet Meyers!  There's an opening!!) on the 15th of December and will win either a 5 piece harem set or 100.00 worth of goodies from the website.
6. Entries need not be kinky or bdsm related. I can almost guarentee that the winner with be totally, and way out there in left field. Holiday items will move you up the list.  (a santa suit, a bag of candycanes, and some latex gloves?)
7. You MUST be on the Newsletter list to participate.

The profanity question.  May I curse?  SURE, we're all big kids.. but this softwear will censor you.  So... if you're making a point and want to say a juicy word.. put some  -'s or a * between the letters,  or be creative.. f-u-c-k  big brother! Get around the curse censor!