A bloke goes to the doctors....."Doctor,doctor, every time I go Christmas shopping I keep stealing valuable goods from the shops."
The doctor writes him out a prescription and says "Take 3 of these a day, and if they don't work bring me a 42 inch flat screen tv next week."

Sorry all.....on standby again and I'm bored!! Nadolig Llawen

AND WHILST I'M ON THE SUBJECT OF CHRISTMAS.......

10 REASONS WHY IT'S LESS STRESSFUL TO LIVE WITH A CHRISTMAS TREE THAN WITH A WOMAN!

10:A Christmas tree really doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you’ve had in the past.

9: Christmas trees don't get mad if you nip out for 18 holes of golf on Boxing Day

8: A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial Christmas tree hidden right at the back of your wardrobe

7: A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you overdo the malt whisky just occasionally.

6: A Christmas tree doesn't go all funny on you if you look up underneath it.

5: When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it in the garden of the derelict house up the road.

4: A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous if you really like the look of one of your mate’s Christmas trees.

3: A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day………naked.

2: A Christmas tree doesn't get the hump if you forgot to buy a turkey.

1: You can have a really good feel of a Christmas tree before you take it home

p.s. No 13. The Channel Tunnel!