1: Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife
2: What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards
3: Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning. It was Woods' shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open.
4: What was Tiger Woods doing out at 2.30 in the morning? He'd gone clubbing
5: Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron
6: Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
7: This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards
8: Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.
9: Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash. He's still below par though
10: Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
