A Mossos d'Esquadra officer stops at a farm in Alcover, and talks with the old farmer. He tells the farmer, "I need to inspect your land for illegally grown drugs."

The old farmer says, "Okay, but do not go in that field over there" as he points out the location.

The Mossos officer verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Spanish Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the farmer. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish . .. . on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"

The old farmer nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores...

A short time later, the old farmer hears loud screams and sees the Mossos officer running for his life chased close behind by the farmer's prize bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get "horned" before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified.

The old farmer throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.......
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"Your badge! Show him your badge!"
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