a major earthquake has shook the world tonight,scientist say not 2 worry its only caused by man u fans spitting there dummy's out!! news flash. the north west water board board have issued a flash weather warning 4 floods. as there are a million scousers pixxin themselves laugh in!!! JOB VACANCY STRETFORD AREA.WELDER REQUIRED TO BUT A TOP BACK ON BUS ALL ENQUIERIS TO MAN U FC PS ITS ONLY A LAUGHF

Billy,you forgot something.At least we were there and now we are only the second best team in Europe instead of the best! If you include the Charity Shield,we have won 4 trophies this year. I am not gutted at all.Can't win everything!