MAN COMES HOME FROM A HARD DAYS WORK AND DECIDES HE WANTS SOME QUALITY TIME WITH HIS WIFE. WHEN HE GETS IN SHE IS ALREADY IN BED SO HE SNEAKS UP THE STAIRS AND IN TO THE BEDROOM, CREEPING UP THE BED FROM THE BOTTOM. HE PLEASURES HER UNTIL SHES SCREAMING FOR MORE. ONCE THE JOB IS DONE HE HEADS FOR THE TOILET, TO FIND HIS WIFE IN THE BATH SHAVING HER LEGS.
WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING IN HERE HE ASKS , "SHHHH " SHE REPLIES " YOU'LL WAKE YOUR MOTHER !! "
